On this episode, We figure out, all other religions blows...so we decided to make our own. Welcome everyone to the church of heavy metal and join our new found movement, "Sonitos Necrosis." We go over the commands and heresies. We go all out on this religion, down to how weddings are done in the church of heavy metal. More metal news, some rants about our daily lives, and how much Tim Burton movies suck. also, if your a fan of Pantera,......HA HA HA HA....you suck. Come and gather around disciples, mass is about to begin!
Just as the title says, Winging it. Recording blind n' drunk. We gathered local metalheads to give their input, cracked out stories and experiences. The absolute madness coming from us cannot be explained. Fair warning, Colton has been drinking. Give it up for our special guests. Also,......pussy-footing......It'll make sense after you listen to the episode.
for our 4th episode, we do an over analyzed review of Pig Destroyer's "Prowler in the Yard." Going as far as the history of the band, the genre, and how gay drinking chardonnay makes you. Colton's wife joins us while we poke fun at Colton's drunken expense. I swear it gets funny again towards the end. We also learn a valuable lesson, Colton hates drunk drivers when he's drunk. Don't fuck with Colton when he drinks.
on episode 3, we discuss the pros and cons of digital vs physical copies of music, how crappy hard drugs are, metal music aimed towards children, what if a metal themed restaurant existed, how much Romi hates $1 wine, and Colton's opinion about skaters.
special thanks to "Negative Offset" for letting us play their song, "Policies of Hate."
Here's some links for the different discoveries we tackle in this episode.
KFC Black Metal Commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO1rYr4BXAI
Suffocation History Channel Commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jbNN75zU6k
Hevisaurus (metal for kids) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz-BQZFE9mk
Thunder Lords (metal for kids) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaGUbfwlsVc
and thanks again to our friends Negative Offset. Check out their site and tunes. Hit them up at http://www.negativeoffset.com/
on episode 2, we discuss concert experiences, how much metallica plays "enter sandman", concert cliches....drunken wheel chair guy,....and how sexist the industry is.
Here it is! Episode #1. DeathkvltPodcast goes Live!!! It's everything and anything metal. Quick intro on us, what Deathkvlt is, and how depressing Romi's personal evolution is. Explanation of the brotherhood of metal. We learn that Colton has a hard on for "Pig Destroyer".....And apparently, Slayers' "Disciple" isn't for christian mothers.